Every year the Syfy channel plays a Twilight Zone marathon over New Year’s. But this year they’re starting the festivities early. The first episode airs at 7pm this Wednesday, December 30th. We’ve compiled a schedule so you can catch your favorites, along with links to Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon for all you cordcutters.

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The good news? This year Syfy is airing every single episode—all 156 of them, in order. The bad news? There’s a little interruption to the marathon when they air two hours of WWE Smackdown on New Year’s Eve.

But if you’re desperately looking for a way to spend those Amazon Bux™ that your robotic grandmother got you for Christmas, you can pick up the complete set of the Twilight Zone on DVD and Blu-ray.

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All times are Eastern/Pacific, and some of the descriptions are spoilery (not to mention ridiculous). But if you’re going to complain about spoilers for a 50-year old TV show, you can go twilight yerself.

Happy New Year, fellow Twilight Zone fans!

Dec 30th, 7:00 PM: Where is Everybody?

The one where a test pilot doesn’t remember where he is and has no idea why the town he’s wandering is vacant.

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Dec 30th, 7:30 PM: One for the Angels

The one where a traveling salesman makes a deal with Death to live just a little bit longer.

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[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 30th, 8:00 PM: Mr. Denton On Doomsday

The one where a drunk gets a little help from magic medicine in an Old West town.

[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 30th, 8:30 PM: The Sixteen-millimeter Shrine

The one that’s basically a rip-off of Sunset Boulevard but still not a bad little episode.

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[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 30th, 9:00 PM: Walking Distance

The one where a man accidentally travels into the past and talks with himself as a young kid.

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[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 30th, 9:30 PM: Escape Clause

The one where a man sells his soul to the devil in exchange for an incredibly long life which will not backfire on him at all.

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[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 30th, 10:00 PM: The Lonely

The one where a prisoner living on an asteroid falls in love with a robot woman.

[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 30th, 10:30 PM: Time Enough At Last

The one where a book nerd survives a nuclear apocalypse only to get bullied by God, who apparently hates people that are near-sighted.

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[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 30th, 11:00 PM: Perchance to Dream

The one where a man can’t go to sleep for fear of dying which would be pretty awful because you can die from not sleeping so he doesn’t really have many options.

[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 30th, 11:30 PM: Judgment Night

The one where a man finds himself on a ship in 1942 and doesn’t know how he got there.

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[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 31st, 12:00 AM: And When The Sky Was Opened

The one where three astronauts blast into space in an experimental rocketship but their return timelines are all mixed up.

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[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 31st, 12:30 AM: What You Need

The one where a con-man tries to pull one over on a kindly psychic salesman.

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[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 31st, 1:00 AM: The Four of Us Are Dying

The one where a guy can change his face at will and uses his powers to mess with people.

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Dec 31st, 1:30 AM: Third From The Sun

The one where nuclear destruction is going to wipe out the earth so two people plot to steal a spaceship.

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[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 31st, 2:00 AM: I Shot An Arrow Into The Air

The one where astronauts crash land and go at each other’s throats.

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Dec 31st, 2:30 AM: The Hitch-hiker

The one where a woman keeps seeing the same hitch-hiker over and over again.

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Dec 31st, 3:00 AM: The Fever

The one where a gambler becomes obsessed with a particular slot machine. [Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 31st, 3:30 AM: The Last Flight

The one where a WWI British pilot lands in the future which is our past if you really think about it.

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Dec 31st, 4:00 AM: The Purple Testament

The one where an American lieutenant in WWII develops the ability to see when his men will die.

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Dec 31st, 4:30 AM: Elegy

The one where astronauts from the future land on a weirdo planet where things don’t move like they’re supposed to.

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Dec 31st, 5:00 AM: Mirror Image

The one where a woman waiting for a bus starts seeing her doppelganger at the bus station but she’s not sure what to do about it.

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Dec 31st, 5:30 AM: The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street

The one where everybody turns on each other when mysterious things happen and it’s probably aliens or Communists or something.

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Dec 31st, 6:00 AM: A World of Difference

The one where a guy just living his life doesn’t realize that he’s an actor doing everything for the camera but it’s not an exact Truman Show kind of thing.

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Dec 31st, 6:30 AM: Long Live Walter Jameson

The one where a history professor is immortal which must be super weird tenure-wise.

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Dec 31st, 7:00 AM: People Are Alike All Over

The one where a man crash-lands on Mars and discovers a strange race of people.

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Dec 31st, 7:30 AM: Execution

The one where a baddie from the Old West who’s about to be hanged uses a time machine to travel to late 1950s America and does his baddie stuff there.

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Dec 31st, 8:00 AM: The Big Tall Wish

The one where a young boy wishes so hard he can change the outcome of a boxing match.

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Dec 31st, 8:30 AM: A Nice Place to Visit

The one where a cop-killer gets everything he could wish for from a mysterious guy who’s definitely not Satan.

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[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 31st, 9:00 AM: Nightmare As A Child

The one where a creepy little girl reminds a young woman about her mother.

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Dec 31st, 9:30 AM: A Stop At Willoughby

The one where a big city business man falls asleep during his commute and dreams of a small town community of the past, then gets a chance to go there if he wants.

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Dec 31st, 10:00 AM: The Chaser

The one where a man buys a love potion to make a woman fall in love with him and there are no unintended consequences at all and everything goes just fine.

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Dec 31st, 10:30 AM: A Passage for Trumpet

The one where a suicidal trumpet player has no qualms with playing his loud instrument outside in a big city and strangely doesn’t get shot by people annoyed with him.

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[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 31st, 11:00 AM: Mr Bevis

The one where a man gets some help from his guardian angel.

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[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 31st, 11:30 AM: The After Hours

The one where a woman tries to return something to a department store but discovers a floor where the mannequins are creepier than usual.

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Dec 31st, 12:00 PM: The Mighty Casey

The one where a robot baseball player suddenly feels empathy because he’s given a heart and the heart is apparently where empathy comes from.

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Dec 31st, 12:30 PM: A World of His Own

The one where a writer can alter reality through his dictation machine.

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Dec 31st, 1:00 PM: King Nine Will Not Return

The one where a downed pilot in WWI has to find out what happened to the rest of his crew.

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Dec 31st, 1:30 PM: The Man in the Bottle

The one where a couple of antiques dealers find a genie in a bottle but should they be careful what they wish for or nah?

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[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 31st, 2:00 PM: Nervous Man in a Four Dollar Room

The one where a small time gangster doesn’t have the nerve to kill somebody his boss orders him to so he spends a lot of time talking into the mirror.

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Dec 31st, 2:30 PM: A Thing About Machines

The one where a man who hates technology finds he probably has good reason to fear it.

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Dec 31st, 3:00 PM: The Howling Man

The one where there’s this dude that howls to be let out of his prison cell but you probably shouldn’t let him out of his prison cell.

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Dec 31st, 3:30 PM: Eye of the Beholder

The one where beautiful people learn that they’re super ugly or something.

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Dec 31st, 4:00 PM: Nick of Time

The one where Captain Kirk and his new bride play a fortune-telling machine at a diner and get spooked.

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Dec 31st, 4:30 PM: The Lateness of the Hour

The one where a woman is horrified by her father’s humanoid robot servants, but it’s all cool because you get to hear Rod Serling pronounce “robot” all funny like they did in the 1960s.

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Dec 31st, 5:00 PM: The Trouble With Templeton

The one where a Broadway actor gets so nostalgic that his nostalgia is converted into the power to time travel.

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[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Dec 31st, 5:30 PM: A Most Unusual Camera

The one where some crooks get ahold of a camera that can see the future.

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Dec 31st, 6:00 PM: Night of the Meek

The one where a drunk department store Santa is just trying to spread some Christmas joy but the voice of Piglet is always spoiling his fun.

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Dec 31st, 6:30 PM: Dust

The one where a man is going to be hanged and his father isn’t too happy about it.

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Dec 31st, 7:00 PM: Back There

The one where an accidental time traveler has an opportunity to stop the Lincoln assassination.

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Dec 31st, 7:30 PM: The Whole Truth

The one where a used car salesman loses his ability to lie, which sounds amazingly similar to a Jim Carrey movie that would be released like three decades later.

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Dec 31st, 8:00 PM

The one where WWE Smackdown interrupts your Twilight Zone marathon.


Dec 31st, 10:00 PM: The Invaders

The one where a rural woman is terrorized by alien invaders that definitely aren’t from Earth.

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Dec 31st, 10:30 PM: A Penny For Your Thoughts

The one where a man can read people’s minds and learns that literally everybody is terrible.

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Dec 31st, 11:00 PM: Twenty-two

The one where a woman is having nightmares, a nervous breakdown, or both.

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Dec 31st, 11:30 PM: The Odyssey of Flight 33

The one where a commercial plane travels back in time and there’s dinosaurs and stuff.

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Jan 1st, 12:00 AM: Mr. Dingle, The Strong

The one where a guy who’s always getting picked on gains super-human strength because a two-headed alien wants to experiment with Earthlings.

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Jan 1st, 12:30 AM: Static

The one where an old man has a radio that plays programs from long ago, which was novel before the internet allowed you to listen to everything human beings have ever recorded.

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Jan 1st, 1:00 AM: The Prime Mover

The one where a compulsive gambler goes gambling with a friend who can change things with his mind.

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Jan 1st, 1:30 AM: Long Distance Call

The one where a young boy can talk to his dead grandma through a toy phone.

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Jan 1st, 2:00 AM: A Hundred Yards Over The Rim

The one where a man from olden times leaves his wagon train to go find help for his son but he slips into the future and what he finds is that future people aren’t so bad after all.

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Jan 1st, 2:30 AM: The Rip Van Winkle Caper

The one where criminals steal a bunch of gold and then put themselves in suspended animation so that they can spend their gold in the future and give it to Ron Paul 2012.

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Jan 1st, 3:00 AM: The Silence

The one where a really chatty guy takes a bet that he can refrain from talking for a full year which doesn’t backfire at all.

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Jan 1st, 3:30 AM: Shadow Play

The one where a guy keeps having a nightmare that he’s on Death Row.

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Jan 1st, 4:00 AM: The Mind and the Matter

The one where a misanthrope discovers a book that teaches him how to get rid of all the people.

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Jan 1st, 4:30 AM: Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up

The one where some local cops try to find out which stranded bus passenger is actually a Martian.

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Jan 1st, 5:00 AM: The Obsolete Man

The one where a librarian in a futuristic totalitarian dystopia goes on trial.

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Jan 1st, 5:30 AM: Two

The one where the entire world has destroyed itself and just two people from opposing factions remain and everybody learns that war isn’t good.

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Jan 1st, 6:30 AM: The Arrival

The one where a plane lands at an airport without any pilots, passengers or crew.

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Jan 1st, 7:00 AM: The Shelter

The one where a dude builds a nuclear fallout shelter and his neighbors make fun of him but then of course they all want to use it because shit’s about to go down.

[Netflix - Amazon Prime]


Jan 1st, 7:30 AM: A Game of Pool

The one where a guy plays pool against a ghost to prove that he really is the best of all time but even if he wins he’ll have to say that he beat a ghost which is a hard thing to prove when you think about it.

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Jan 1st, 8:00 AM: The Mirror

The one where a guy who looks an awful lot like Fidel Castro discovers that a magic mirror can tell him where his next assassination attempt might be coming from.

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Jan 1st, 8:30 AM: The Grave

The one where an old lawman visits a grave of an old baddie but really wishes he hadn’t.

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Jan 1st, 9:00 AM: It’s a Good Life

The one where children are again shown to be history’s greatest monsters.

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Jan 1st, 9:30 AM: Death’s Head Revisited

The one where a Nazi piece of shit finds himself back at the concentration camps on trial.

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Jan 1st, 10:00 AM: The Midnight Sun

The one where the sun never sets and the heat is unbelievably oppressive but there’s a twist and I bet you can’t guess what it is.

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Jan 1st, 10:30 AM: Still Valley

The one where Confederates meet a magic man who says he can defeat the Union Army during the Civil War.

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Jan 1st, 11:00 AM: The Jungle

The one where a man may or may not be cursed because he’s building a dam in Africa.

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Jan 1st, 11:30 AM: Once Upon a Time

The one where Buster Keaton travels through time using a time-helmet.

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Jan 1st, 12:00 PM: Five Characters In Search of An Exit

The one that clearly inspired Saw but without all the super gross stuff, but it does have a creepy clown so there’s that.

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Jan 1st, 12:30 PM: A Quality of Mercy

The one where a ruthless white American soldier finds himself on the other side near the end of World War II.

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Jan 1st, 1:00 PM: Nothing in the Dark

The one where an elderly woman worries that Robert Redford might be Death, finally coming for her.

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Jan 1st, 1:30 PM: One More Pallbearer

The one where an eccentric and bitter millionaire’s nuclear war scare might be all too real.

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Jan 1st, 2:00 PM: Dead Man’s Shoes

The one where a homeless guy takes the shoes off a dead gangster and becomes him.

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Jan 1st, 2:30 PM: The Hunt

The one where a hunter comes back from a hunt and nobody can see or hear him because he’s probably dead, which is unfortunate because he’d really prefer to be alive.

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Jan 1st, 3:00 PM: Showdown with Rance McGrew

The one where a TV actor who plays a cowboy goes back in time to find out that the real Old West was a bit more brutal than he thought.

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Jan 1st, 3:30 PM: Kick the Can

The one where an old man thinks he’s discovered the secret of youth through an old game but I forget the name of the game exactly.

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Jan 1st, 4:00 PM: A Piano in the House

The one where a theater critic buys a player piano and the theater critic has a creepy beard so you can tell he’s a bad dude.

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Jan 1st, 4:30 PM: The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank

The one where a man wakes up at his own funeral which is super confusing because everybody thought he was dead.

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Jan 1st, 5:00 PM: To Serve Man

The one where an alien race lands on Earth to help humans out and nothing else happens and everybody lives happily ever after.

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Jan 1st, 5:30 PM: The Fugitive

The one where a magic old man can fulfill wishes during an era before kids were taught not to believe old men who said they could do real magic.

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Jan 1st, 6:00 PM: Little Girl Lost

The one where a man’s daughter goes missing but he can hear her cries for help.

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Jan 1st, 6:30 PM: Person or Persons Unknown

The one where a guy wakes up but no one — not even his wife — seems to know who he is.

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Jan 1st, 7:00 PM: The Little People

The one where two astronauts land on a planet of tiny people and one astronaut decides to rule them as a god which goes about as well as you’d expect.

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Jan 1st, 7:30 PM: Four O’Clock

The one where an average busybody is obsessed with exposing Communists and deviants in his spare time.

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Jan 1st, 8:00 PM: Hocus Pocus and Frisby

The one where a pathological liar gets abducted by aliens who think he’s the smartest man on Earth.

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Jan 1st, 8:30 PM: The Trade-Ins

The one where an elderly couple go shopping for new bodies.

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Jan 1st, 9:00 PM: The Gift

The one where a possible alien comes bearing a gift but the people don’t want it.

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Jan 1st, 9:30 PM: The Dummy

The one where a ventriloquist thinks his dummy is alive which seems to be a recurring theme in the Twilight Zone.

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Jan 1st, 10:00 PM: Young Man’s Fancy

The one where a man’s attachment to his dead mother isn’t very good for his relationship with his new wife.

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Jan 1st, 10:30 PM: I Sing the Body Electric

The one where a robot grandmother is written by Ray Bradbury.

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Jan 1st, 11:00 PM: Cavendar is Coming

The one where an incompetent guardian angel tries to redeem himself by helping Carol Burnett.

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Jan 1st, 11:30 PM: The Changing of the Guard

The one where they do the whole It’s a Wonderful Life thing, but it’s about a teacher and his students or something.

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Jan 2nd, 12:00 AM: In His Image

The one where the guy might be a robot but doesn’t know why he has memories of all these real places.

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Jan 2nd, 1:00 AM: The Thirty-Fathom Grave

The one where a US Navy crew from the 1960s think they might have found a sunken submarine from World War II.

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Jan 2nd, 2:00 AM: Valley of the Shadow

The one where a reporter stumbles upon a small town where everybody is acting weird and they’ve all got magic healing and duplicating technology that they won’t share with the outside world.

[Hulu - Amazon]


Jan 2nd, 3:00 AM: He’s Alive

The one where Dennis Hopper is a neo-Nazi whose only real friend is Jewish and survived the Holocaust, but Hopper’s hate is driven by an overwhelming fear and a shadowy figure that looks an awful lot like Hitler.

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Jan 2nd, 4:00 AM: Mute

The one where a young girl loses her parents in a fire but she was raised to communicate only telepathically so you can see how her adjustment to living in the outside world might be a bit difficult.

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Jan 2nd, 5:00 AM: Death Ship

The one where a crew of space explorers find a crashed ship with themselves in it but don’t know if they’re dead or hallucinating.

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Jan 2nd, 6:00 AM: Jess-Belle

The one where a woman turns to witchcraft to help win the love of her life away from a romantic rival.

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Jan 2nd, 7:00 AM: Miniature

The one where Robert Duvall sees things other people can’t inside a museum’s Victorian doll house.

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Jan 2nd, 8:00 AM: Printer’s Devil

The one where a newspaper editor sells his soul to Satan, who’s actually pretty pushy about the whole thing and keeps lighting his cigars with his finger.

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Jan 2nd, 9:00 AM: No Time Like the Past

The one where a physicist builds a time machine and tries to kill Hitler and stuff but fails and is so fed up with the 20th century that he goes back in time to 1881 to live what he assumes will be a better life.

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Jan 2nd, 10:00 AM: The Parallel

The one where an astronaut returns to Earth but there are small details about his life that aren’t quite like he remembered them before he left.

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Jan 2nd, 11:00 AM: I Dream of Genie

The one where a man discovers a genie in a bottle which doesn’t usually turn out well for the protagonist but it might this time.

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Jan 2nd, 12:00 PM: The New Exhibit

The one where a museum curator asks to keep the wax figures of serial killers from a wax museum that’s closing.

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Jan 2nd, 1:00 PM: Of Late I Think of Cliffordville

The one where an evil old business tycoon sells his soul to go back in time, return to his hometown, and build his empire all over again, but nothing works out quite the way he thought.

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Jan 2nd, 2:00 PM: The Incredible World of Horace Ford

The one where a 38-year-old toy designer longs for the simplicity of his youth but discovers by way of time travel that romanticizing your childhood is pretty childish.

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Jan 2nd, 3:00 PM: On Thursday We Leave For Home

The one where a group of humans have been stranded on a distant planet for 30 years but when help finally arrives to bring everybody back to Earth the new settlement’s de facto leader can’t deal with giving up his authority.

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Jan 2nd, 4:00 PM: Passage of the Lady Anne

The one where a couple book a cruise on an old ship to try and rekindle their marriage but just as they’re starting to have some fun they slowly discover that they’re not supposed to be on that ship.

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Jan 2nd, 5:00 PM: The Bard

The one where TV sponsors literally rewrite Shakespeare and Rod Serling takes some not so subtle jabs at both hack TV writers and the advertisers who want to dictate what he gets to put on the air.

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Jan 2nd, 6:00 PM: In Praise of Pip

The one where a bookie tries to make amends to his son.

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Jan 2nd, 6:30 PM: Steel

The one where the future is filled with robot boxers but a faulty robot means that a human is going to have to fill in if our hero doesn’t want to lose a bunch of money.

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Jan 2nd, 7:00 PM: Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

The one where Captain Kirk starts seeing something on the wing of a plane that’s probably just a teddy bear that’s come to life oh god why is he shooting at it oh god why.

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Jan 2nd, 7:30 PM: A Kind of Stopwatch

The one where a man has a watch that can stop time.

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Jan 2nd, 8:00 PM: The Last Night of a Jockey

The one where Mickey Rooney spends 25 minutes yelling at himself.

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Jan 2nd, 8:30 PM: Living Doll

The one where a father goes to war with his daughter’s doll.

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Jan 2nd, 9:00 PM: The Old Man in the Cave

The one where people in a post-apocalyptic world worship an unseen man in a cave, which you shouldn’t read anything into at all.

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Jan 2nd, 9:30 PM: Uncle Simon

The one where a woman has to take care of her uncle’s robot after his death.

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Jan 2nd, 10:00 PM: Probe 7 Over and Out

The one where a man stranded on a distant planet meets a stranded woman from a different planet.

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Jan 2nd, 10:30 PM: The 7th is Made Up of Phantoms

The one where soldiers travel back in time to Little Big Horn.

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Jan 2nd, 11:00 PM: A Short Drink From a Certain Fountain

The one where a man who’s much older than his wife gets injected with a youth serum in an attempt to keep up with his wife.

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Jan 2nd, 11:30 PM: Ninety Years Without Slumbering

The one where an old man is convinced that once his grandfather clock stops he’ll die.

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Jan 3rd, 12:00 AM: Ring-a-Ding Girl

The one where a movie star is getting warnings from her ring.

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Jan 3rd, 12:30 AM: You Drive

The one where a guy kills a kid in a hit-and-run and then his car starts acting super weird.

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Jan 3rd, 1:00 AM: The Long Morrow

The one where a guy is about to go on a 20-year space mission in suspended animation but falls in love with a woman so he makes plans to make sure they’re the same age when he comes back.

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Jan 3rd, 1:30 AM: The Self-Improvement of Salvadore Ross

The one where a dude can make supernatural trades with people and everything doesn’t go as planned.

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Jan 3rd, 2:00 AM: Number Twelve Looks Just Like You

The one where “old” people take new bodies in a utopian future where nobody ever gets old which sounds awesome because in reality we’ll all be dead really soon.

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Jan 3rd, 2:30 AM: Black Leather Jackets

The one where a motorcycle gang of maybe-aliens invade a small town.

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Jan 3rd, 3:00 AM: Night Call

The one where a woman keeps getting mysterious calls. At night.

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Jan 3rd, 3:30 AM: From Agnes With Love

The one where a programmer’s computer, Agnes, falls in love with him and becomes quite jealous.

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Jan 3rd, 4:00 AM: Spur of the Moment

The one with horses and flashbacks and regrets and stuff.

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Jan 3rd, 4:30 AM: An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge

The one where a Civil War prisoner is about to be hanged but the rope breaks and he falls in the water.

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Jan 3rd, 5:00 AM: Queen of the Nile

The one where a reporter gets mixed up with a Hollywood beauty who has a secret about why she never seems to age.

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Jan 3rd, 5:30 AM: What’s in the Box

The one where a guy cheating on his wife starts to see weird visions on his TV set.

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Jan 3rd, 6:00 AM: The Masks

The one where greedy people must wear ugly masks for a night to claim their inheritance.

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Jan 3rd, 6:30 AM: I Am the Night — Color Me Black

The one where the sun won’t rise on a town with an execution that’s scheduled for dawn.

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Jan 3rd, 7:00 AM: Sounds and Silences

The one where a guy isn’t allowed to make any noise when he was a kid so he overcompensates as an adult and it super noisy and stuff.

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Jan 3rd, 7:30 AM: Caesar and Me

The one where a loser ventriloquist has to fight against his manipulative dummy who always seems to be sabotaging him.

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Jan 3rd, 8:00 AM: The Jeopardy Room

The one where Martin Landau is a defector from the KGB but his motel room is rigged with explosives and he’s not sure how to escape the commies.

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Jan 3rd, 8:30 AM: Stopover in a Quiet Town

The one where a couple wake up in a strange town and try to figure out what they did last night after partying too hard.

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Jan 3rd, 9:00 AM: The Encounter

The one where an American WWII veteran and a Japanese-American played by George Takei fight in an attic and it’s pretty racist and weird.

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Jan 3rd, 9:30 AM: Mr. Garrity and the Graves

The one where a man blows into town promising to resurrect the dead.

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Jan 3rd, 10:00 AM: The Brain Center at Whipple’s

The one where the boss fires everyone in favor of computers until there’s nobody left to make everything more efficient and the company lives happily ever after.

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Jan 3rd, 10:30 AM: Come Wander With Me

The one where a songwriter finds a tombstone with his own name on it.

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Jan 3rd, 11:00 AM: The Fear

The one where two people are terrified of a gigantic monster from outer space but who are the real monsters when you think about it?

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Jan 3rd, 11:30 AM: The Bewitchin Pool

The one where two kids can access a magical land through a portal in the bottom of their swimming pool.

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