Virtual reality sure is cute. And, yes, I do mean that in the most condescending way possible.
Look, I understand just how cool the Oculus Rift may seem to my tech nerd brothers and sisters. And I shouldn't judge something before I've tried it. But every time someone tells me how awesome this cutting-edge virtual reality technology is supposed to be, I can't help but see every old VR headset of the 1980s and 90s flash in front of my eyes.