This week we have a time capsule of floppy disks that will be hard to read, a church that thinks microfilm is the best way to future-proof your capsule, and we finally get that royal baby time capsule I was wondering about last week. IT'S A BOY(sterous waste of media coverage)!
Royal Baby Gets Time Capsule, Lifetime of Undeserved Wealth
Last week I was mildly perplexed by the fact that we hadn't yet seen a royal baby time capsule. Given that so many people thought it a momentous occasion, it only seemed like a matter of time before we'd see dozens of capsules in honor of this little winner of the uterine lottery. Last weekend Jezebel even asked their readers what they'd include in a time capsule for the royal baby, but received a grand total of two replies (one of which was spam).