If You're Going to Call This a Hoverboard At Least Have The Decency to Make It One Word

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We may not have real hoverboards yet. But if you’re going to call these things hoverboards, at least have the goddamn common decency to make it one word. It’s not a “hover board” it’s a hoverboard, for fuck’s sake.

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Also, Swagway should probably be two words. But that’s just the humble opinion of a lone man without any swag, let alone any hover. How did we all get it so wrong?

Doc Brown must be rolling in his grave.

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Can we at LEAST come to an agreement that these things are not, for the love of God, HOVERBOARDS? I know this shouldn’t make me mad, but it does. You’d think that considering it doesn’t actually hover in any way, shape, or form, that that name would be off the table.