Every year the Syfy channel plays a Twilight Zone marathon over New Year’s. But this year they’re starting the festivities early. The first episode airs at 7pm this Wednesday, December 30th. We’ve compiled a schedule so you can catch your favorites, along with links to Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon for all you cordcutters.
The good news? This year Syfy is airing every single episode—all 156 of them, in order. The bad news? There’s a little interruption to the marathon when they air two hours of WWE Smackdown on New Year’s Eve.
All times are Eastern/Pacific, and some of the descriptions are spoilery (not to mention ridiculous). But if you’re going to complain about spoilers for a 50-year old TV show, you can go twilight yerself.
Happy New Year, fellow Twilight Zone fans!
The one where a test pilot doesn’t remember where he is and has no idea why the town he’s wandering is vacant.
The one where a traveling salesman makes a deal with Death to live just a little bit longer.
The one where a drunk gets a little help from magic medicine in an Old West town.
The one that’s basically a rip-off of Sunset Boulevard but still not a bad little episode.
The one where a man accidentally travels into the past and talks with himself as a young kid.
The one where a man sells his soul to the devil in exchange for an incredibly long life which will not backfire on him at all.
The one where a prisoner living on an asteroid falls in love with a robot woman.
The one where a book nerd survives a nuclear apocalypse only to get bullied by God, who apparently hates people that are near-sighted.
The one where a man can’t go to sleep for fear of dying which would be pretty awful because you can die from not sleeping so he doesn’t really have many options.
The one where a man finds himself on a ship in 1942 and doesn’t know how he got there.
The one where three astronauts blast into space in an experimental rocketship but their return timelines are all mixed up.
The one where a con-man tries to pull one over on a kindly psychic salesman.
The one where a guy can change his face at will and uses his powers to mess with people.
The one where nuclear destruction is going to wipe out the earth so two people plot to steal a spaceship.
The one where astronauts crash land and go at each other’s throats.
The one where a woman keeps seeing the same hitch-hiker over and over again.
The one where a WWI British pilot lands in the future which is our past if you really think about it.
The one where an American lieutenant in WWII develops the ability to see when his men will die.
The one where astronauts from the future land on a weirdo planet where things don’t move like they’re supposed to.
The one where a woman waiting for a bus starts seeing her doppelganger at the bus station but she’s not sure what to do about it.
The one where everybody turns on each other when mysterious things happen and it’s probably aliens or Communists or something.
The one where a guy just living his life doesn’t realize that he’s an actor doing everything for the camera but it’s not an exact Truman Show kind of thing.
The one where a history professor is immortal which must be super weird tenure-wise.
The one where a man crash-lands on Mars and discovers a strange race of people.
The one where a baddie from the Old West who’s about to be hanged uses a time machine to travel to late 1950s America and does his baddie stuff there.
The one where a young boy wishes so hard he can change the outcome of a boxing match.
The one where a cop-killer gets everything he could wish for from a mysterious guy who’s definitely not Satan.
The one where a creepy little girl reminds a young woman about her mother.
The one where a big city business man falls asleep during his commute and dreams of a small town community of the past, then gets a chance to go there if he wants.
The one where a man buys a love potion to make a woman fall in love with him and there are no unintended consequences at all and everything goes just fine.
The one where a suicidal trumpet player has no qualms with playing his loud instrument outside in a big city and strangely doesn’t get shot by people annoyed with him.
The one where a man gets some help from his guardian angel.
The one where a woman tries to return something to a department store but discovers a floor where the mannequins are creepier than usual.
The one where a robot baseball player suddenly feels empathy because he’s given a heart and the heart is apparently where empathy comes from.
The one where a writer can alter reality through his dictation machine.
The one where a downed pilot in WWI has to find out what happened to the rest of his crew.
The one where a couple of antiques dealers find a genie in a bottle but should they be careful what they wish for or nah?
The one where a small time gangster doesn’t have the nerve to kill somebody his boss orders him to so he spends a lot of time talking into the mirror.
The one where a man who hates technology finds he probably has good reason to fear it.
The one where there’s this dude that howls to be let out of his prison cell but you probably shouldn’t let him out of his prison cell.
The one where beautiful people learn that they’re super ugly or something.
The one where Captain Kirk and his new bride play a fortune-telling machine at a diner and get spooked.
The one where a woman is horrified by her father’s humanoid robot servants, but it’s all cool because you get to hear Rod Serling pronounce “robot” all funny like they did in the 1960s.
The one where a Broadway actor gets so nostalgic that his nostalgia is converted into the power to time travel.
The one where some crooks get ahold of a camera that can see the future.
The one where a drunk department store Santa is just trying to spread some Christmas joy but the voice of Piglet is always spoiling his fun.
The one where a man is going to be hanged and his father isn’t too happy about it.
The one where an accidental time traveler has an opportunity to stop the Lincoln assassination.
The one where a used car salesman loses his ability to lie, which sounds amazingly similar to a Jim Carrey movie that would be released like three decades later.
The one where WWE Smackdown interrupts your Twilight Zone marathon.
The one where a rural woman is terrorized by alien invaders that definitely aren’t from Earth.
The one where a man can read people’s minds and learns that literally everybody is terrible.
The one where a woman is having nightmares, a nervous breakdown, or both.
The one where a commercial plane travels back in time and there’s dinosaurs and stuff.
The one where a guy who’s always getting picked on gains super-human strength because a two-headed alien wants to experiment with Earthlings.
The one where an old man has a radio that plays programs from long ago, which was novel before the internet allowed you to listen to everything human beings have ever recorded.
The one where a compulsive gambler goes gambling with a friend who can change things with his mind.
The one where a young boy can talk to his dead grandma through a toy phone.
The one where a man from olden times leaves his wagon train to go find help for his son but he slips into the future and what he finds is that future people aren’t so bad after all.
The one where criminals steal a bunch of gold and then put themselves in suspended animation so that they can spend their gold in the future and give it to Ron Paul 2012.
The one where a really chatty guy takes a bet that he can refrain from talking for a full year which doesn’t backfire at all.
The one where a guy keeps having a nightmare that he’s on Death Row.
The one where a misanthrope discovers a book that teaches him how to get rid of all the people.
The one where some local cops try to find out which stranded bus passenger is actually a Martian.
The one where a librarian in a futuristic totalitarian dystopia goes on trial.
The one where the entire world has destroyed itself and just two people from opposing factions remain and everybody learns that war isn’t good.
The one where a plane lands at an airport without any pilots, passengers or crew.
The one where a dude builds a nuclear fallout shelter and his neighbors make fun of him but then of course they all want to use it because shit’s about to go down.
The one where a guy plays pool against a ghost to prove that he really is the best of all time but even if he wins he’ll have to say that he beat a ghost which is a hard thing to prove when you think about it.
The one where a guy who looks an awful lot like Fidel Castro discovers that a magic mirror can tell him where his next assassination attempt might be coming from.
The one where an old lawman visits a grave of an old baddie but really wishes he hadn’t.
The one where children are again shown to be history’s greatest monsters.
The one where a Nazi piece of shit finds himself back at the concentration camps on trial.
The one where the sun never sets and the heat is unbelievably oppressive but there’s a twist and I bet you can’t guess what it is.
The one where Confederates meet a magic man who says he can defeat the Union Army during the Civil War.
The one where a man may or may not be cursed because he’s building a dam in Africa.
The one where Buster Keaton travels through time using a time-helmet.
The one that clearly inspired Saw but without all the super gross stuff, but it does have a creepy clown so there’s that.
The one where a ruthless white American soldier finds himself on the other side near the end of World War II.
The one where an elderly woman worries that Robert Redford might be Death, finally coming for her.
The one where an eccentric and bitter millionaire’s nuclear war scare might be all too real.
The one where a homeless guy takes the shoes off a dead gangster and becomes him.
The one where a hunter comes back from a hunt and nobody can see or hear him because he’s probably dead, which is unfortunate because he’d really prefer to be alive.
The one where a TV actor who plays a cowboy goes back in time to find out that the real Old West was a bit more brutal than he thought.
The one where an old man thinks he’s discovered the secret of youth through an old game but I forget the name of the game exactly.
The one where a theater critic buys a player piano and the theater critic has a creepy beard so you can tell he’s a bad dude.
The one where a man wakes up at his own funeral which is super confusing because everybody thought he was dead.
The one where an alien race lands on Earth to help humans out and nothing else happens and everybody lives happily ever after.
The one where a magic old man can fulfill wishes during an era before kids were taught not to believe old men who said they could do real magic.
The one where a man’s daughter goes missing but he can hear her cries for help.
The one where a guy wakes up but no one — not even his wife — seems to know who he is.
The one where two astronauts land on a planet of tiny people and one astronaut decides to rule them as a god which goes about as well as you’d expect.
The one where an average busybody is obsessed with exposing Communists and deviants in his spare time.
The one where a pathological liar gets abducted by aliens who think he’s the smartest man on Earth.
The one where an elderly couple go shopping for new bodies.
The one where a possible alien comes bearing a gift but the people don’t want it.
The one where a ventriloquist thinks his dummy is alive which seems to be a recurring theme in the Twilight Zone.
The one where a man’s attachment to his dead mother isn’t very good for his relationship with his new wife.
The one where a robot grandmother is written by Ray Bradbury.
The one where an incompetent guardian angel tries to redeem himself by helping Carol Burnett.
The one where they do the whole It’s a Wonderful Life thing, but it’s about a teacher and his students or something.
The one where the guy might be a robot but doesn’t know why he has memories of all these real places.
The one where a US Navy crew from the 1960s think they might have found a sunken submarine from World War II.
The one where a reporter stumbles upon a small town where everybody is acting weird and they’ve all got magic healing and duplicating technology that they won’t share with the outside world.
The one where Dennis Hopper is a neo-Nazi whose only real friend is Jewish and survived the Holocaust, but Hopper’s hate is driven by an overwhelming fear and a shadowy figure that looks an awful lot like Hitler.
The one where a young girl loses her parents in a fire but she was raised to communicate only telepathically so you can see how her adjustment to living in the outside world might be a bit difficult.
The one where a crew of space explorers find a crashed ship with themselves in it but don’t know if they’re dead or hallucinating.
The one where a woman turns to witchcraft to help win the love of her life away from a romantic rival.
The one where Robert Duvall sees things other people can’t inside a museum’s Victorian doll house.
The one where a newspaper editor sells his soul to Satan, who’s actually pretty pushy about the whole thing and keeps lighting his cigars with his finger.
The one where a physicist builds a time machine and tries to kill Hitler and stuff but fails and is so fed up with the 20th century that he goes back in time to 1881 to live what he assumes will be a better life.
The one where an astronaut returns to Earth but there are small details about his life that aren’t quite like he remembered them before he left.
The one where a man discovers a genie in a bottle which doesn’t usually turn out well for the protagonist but it might this time.
The one where a museum curator asks to keep the wax figures of serial killers from a wax museum that’s closing.
The one where an evil old business tycoon sells his soul to go back in time, return to his hometown, and build his empire all over again, but nothing works out quite the way he thought.
The one where a 38-year-old toy designer longs for the simplicity of his youth but discovers by way of time travel that romanticizing your childhood is pretty childish.
The one where a group of humans have been stranded on a distant planet for 30 years but when help finally arrives to bring everybody back to Earth the new settlement’s de facto leader can’t deal with giving up his authority.
The one where a couple book a cruise on an old ship to try and rekindle their marriage but just as they’re starting to have some fun they slowly discover that they’re not supposed to be on that ship.
The one where TV sponsors literally rewrite Shakespeare and Rod Serling takes some not so subtle jabs at both hack TV writers and the advertisers who want to dictate what he gets to put on the air.
The one where a bookie tries to make amends to his son.
The one where the future is filled with robot boxers but a faulty robot means that a human is going to have to fill in if our hero doesn’t want to lose a bunch of money.
The one where Captain Kirk starts seeing something on the wing of a plane that’s probably just a teddy bear that’s come to life oh god why is he shooting at it oh god why.
The one where a man has a watch that can stop time.
The one where Mickey Rooney spends 25 minutes yelling at himself.
The one where a father goes to war with his daughter’s doll.
The one where people in a post-apocalyptic world worship an unseen man in a cave, which you shouldn’t read anything into at all.
The one where a woman has to take care of her uncle’s robot after his death.
The one where a man stranded on a distant planet meets a stranded woman from a different planet.
The one where soldiers travel back in time to Little Big Horn.
The one where a man who’s much older than his wife gets injected with a youth serum in an attempt to keep up with his wife.
The one where an old man is convinced that once his grandfather clock stops he’ll die.
The one where a movie star is getting warnings from her ring.
The one where a guy kills a kid in a hit-and-run and then his car starts acting super weird.
The one where a guy is about to go on a 20-year space mission in suspended animation but falls in love with a woman so he makes plans to make sure they’re the same age when he comes back.
The one where a dude can make supernatural trades with people and everything doesn’t go as planned.
The one where “old” people take new bodies in a utopian future where nobody ever gets old which sounds awesome because in reality we’ll all be dead really soon.
The one where a motorcycle gang of maybe-aliens invade a small town.
The one where a woman keeps getting mysterious calls. At night.
The one where a programmer’s computer, Agnes, falls in love with him and becomes quite jealous.
The one with horses and flashbacks and regrets and stuff.
The one where a Civil War prisoner is about to be hanged but the rope breaks and he falls in the water.
The one where a reporter gets mixed up with a Hollywood beauty who has a secret about why she never seems to age.
The one where a guy cheating on his wife starts to see weird visions on his TV set.
The one where greedy people must wear ugly masks for a night to claim their inheritance.
The one where the sun won’t rise on a town with an execution that’s scheduled for dawn.